Wealth

Q: Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A: The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Lawbreaker

Q: Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A: Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Not in Eden Anymore

Q: What excuse did Adam give his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A: You mother ate us out of house and home.

Comedian?

Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A: Samson. He brought the house down.

Cars in the Bible?

Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in on Accord.

Greatest Female Financier

Q: Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A: Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Greatest Financier

Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A: Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Ministry

Q: What do they call pastors in Germany?
A: German Shepherds

Boaz

Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
A: Ruthless

Summer Break

Dear God,

Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.

Peter

Good Decision

Dear God,

If you let the dinasor not exstinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.

Jonathan

Misdelivered

Dear God,

Thank you for the baby brother but what I prayed for was a puppy.

Joyce

I need my space

Dear God,

Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.

Larry

Reincarnation request

Dear - God - if - we - come - back as - something - please - don't let - me - be - Jennifer - Horton because - I - hate her.

Denise

Dear God,

We read Thos. Edison made light. But in Sun. School they said you did it. So I bet he stoled your idea.

Sincerly,
Donna