Q: Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A: The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
Thursday, October 31, 2013
Wednesday, October 30, 2013
Lawbreaker
Q: Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A: Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
A: Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Tuesday, October 29, 2013
Not in Eden Anymore
Q: What excuse did Adam give his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A: You mother ate us out of house and home.
A: You mother ate us out of house and home.
Monday, October 28, 2013
Friday, October 25, 2013
Cars in the Bible?
Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in on Accord.
A: Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in on Accord.
Thursday, October 24, 2013
Greatest Female Financier
Q: Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A: Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
A: Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Wednesday, October 23, 2013
Greatest Financier
Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A: Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
A: Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
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