Keeping The Day in Perspective #1

1. Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.
2. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
3. Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
4. Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.
5. If you can't be kind, at least have the courtesy to be vague.
6. If you lend someone $20 and you never see that person again, it was probably worth. it.