Friday, July 31, 2015

Laughter

Inspirational Thought for The Day

Laughter is the best medicine for a long and happy life. He who laughs ... lasts!

Thursday, July 30, 2015

One Day ...

Inspirational Thought for the Day

One day a young man found a $5 bill between the ties of a railroad. From that time on he never lifted his eyes from the ground while walking. In 30 years, he accumulated 25,916 buttons, 62,172 rusted nails, 7 pennies, a bent back and a sour disposition. In finding all this, he lost the smiles of his friends, the songs of the birds, the beauties of nature and the opportunity to serve his fellow man and spread happiness.

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Can You See The Light?

Inspirational Thought for the Day

Can You See the Light?

The Elder said, "If you don't believe in God then you ain't a whole person. A lot of people claim they don't believe unless they can see it. Look, friend, you can't see electricity in that high-tension wire up yonder, but I dare you to touch it. No, you can't see electricity but you can see the light."

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

A Blessed Person

Inspirational Thought for the Day:

Blessed is the person with new worlds to conquer. To them the future gleams with promise. They never attain ultimate success, are never satisfied but is on their way to better things. Ahead of them there is always another dream castle glimmering in the sun -- and visions to build foundations under it.

Monday, July 27, 2015

Every Day is Preparation Day

Inspirational Thought for the Day

Every Day is Preparation Day

Live your best, think your best and act your best today. Today is the sure preparation for tomorrow and all the tomorrows that follow.

Sunday, July 26, 2015

Choose a Mate Wisely

Inspirational Thought for the Day

A bachelor, upon a question as to why he remained unmarried, said he'd sooner keep want' something he didn't have rather than have something he didn't want!

Saturday, July 25, 2015

Listen

Inspirational Thought for the Day

Once a man learns to listen, he can remain on speaking terms at home indefinitely. (Or anywhere, for that manner)

Friday, July 24, 2015

How to Tell A Good Boss

Inspirational Thought for the Day

A good boss is a person who takes a little more than their share of the blame and a little less than their share of the credit.

Thursday, July 23, 2015

Rub a Dub Dub

Inspirational Thought for the Day:

Better to rub it out than to rub it in.

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Marriage Choice

Inspirational Thought of the Day

Don't marry someone you can live with. Marry someone you can't live without!

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

How to Use Friendship

Inspirational Thought of the Day

How to Use Friendship

Use friendship as a drawing account if you wish, but don't forget the deposits.

Monday, July 20, 2015

Answer the Call

Inspirational Thought for the Day:

Answer the Call

Many are called, but they left their receiver off.

Sunday, July 19, 2015

Keep Moving

Inspirational Thought for the Day

Keep Moving

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.

Saturday, July 18, 2015

Who Owes Who?

Inspirational Thought for the Day:

Don't believe the world owes you a living. It doesn't owe you a thing. It was here first.

Friday, July 17, 2015

Sponging

Inspirational Thought for the Day:

The quickest way to wipe out a friendship is to sponge on it.

Thursday, July 16, 2015

Help Others

Inspirational Thought for the Day:

When you help a fellow up the hill, you always get nearer the top yourself.

Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Which Can Do You Have?

Inspirational Thought for the Day:

Which Can Do You Have?

Success comes in cans; failure comes in can'ts!

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Life

Inspirational Thought for the Day:

Life is what you make it ... also how you take it!

Monday, July 13, 2015

Birds

Inspirational Thought for the Day:

Protect the Birds:

The dove brings peace and the stork brings tax exemptions.

Sunday, July 12, 2015

Betting the Cars

Inspirational Thought for the Day:

Never gamble in traffic. The cars may be stacked against you.

Saturday, July 11, 2015

Are You Sure?

Inspirational Thought for the Day:

Wouldn't it be nice to be as sure of anything as some people are of everything?

Friday, July 10, 2015

Conceal It

Inspirational Thought for the Day:

Conceal It

It takes a smart man to conceal from another what he does NOT know.

Thursday, July 9, 2015

Smile

Inspirational Thought for the Day:

A smile is a curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Wednesday, July 8, 2015

Character

Inspirational Thought for the Day:

Character

Character is what you have done with what happened to you.

Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Mistakes

Inspirational Thought for the Day:

If you don't learn anything from your mistakes, it's no use making them.

Monday, July 6, 2015

Wives

Inspirational Thought for the Day:

Wives are rarely cross
Once you let 'em know who's boss!

(Of course, it is her)

Sunday, July 5, 2015

Be Helpful

Inspirational Thought for the Day:

Be Helpful

A short After-Dinner Speech - "I'll wash".

Saturday, July 4, 2015

Be Thankful

Joke of the Day:

If your wife doesn't treat you as she should - be thankful.

Friday, July 3, 2015

sermons vs. jokes

Inspirational Thought for the Day:

A poor wise crack often outlives a good sermon.

Thursday, July 2, 2015

Inspirational Thought for the Day:

Marriage is like the army -- everyone complains but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist.

Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Good Supervisors

Inspirational Thought for the Day:

Good Supervisors:

A good supervisor, someone once said, is a person who can step on your toes without messing up your shine.